April 30, 2007
YOZZZZZ!
Haix...2day so shit...but only one thingi in school damn funny! Is madam sharifa...she teaching maths...then suddenly...she say: OK students,let me ask you...how to do number 47? Then we was like asking wad question larhx...then she say: the one on BALLS!!! wl...the class was like wanna laugh but cannot cos later no break 4 us...so we all try no 2 laugh. Then only 1 indian gal named...Ecclisha gowri she dunno wad's happening.So teacher ask us...wad is 65X45??? Then Gowri shouted..."17726 BALLS!!!!!!!!! wl...then we try not 2 laugh...but one boy cannot stand it laio...so he shouted..."WL...TEACHER!PEOPLE ONLY CAN HAVE 4 BALLS! WHERE GOT A PERSON HAVE 17725 BALLS???!!! Then the class really cannot stand it liao...so all laugh like siao...then teacher ask us...angrily:"OI! WAD BALL HERE BALL THERE! U WAN BUY HOW MANY BALL OSO CAN WAD!!!!! Then i explain 2 my fren(ganesh) one ppl most is 4 balls. Y? cos...men is 2 eye balls n e testes wad...4balls lorhx..them lady is oso 4 balls as in its oso eye balls n ovaries or ovule.LOLX! then dat boy really tell teacher!WTF! then teacher understand wad we mean laio...then she was like so damn angry BUT.......in the end......................she oso...............................LAUGH!!!!!!! wl...then she tried 2 calm down...then she shouted at us:"OMG! NEXT TIME I MUZ TELL THE MATHS DEPARTMENT NO PUTTING A QUESTION WIF THE WORD BALLS! then the class was like damn retarded...laugh until fall down...some sore throat n oso have one is whole face red like SIAO like juz burn the face lidat...which is oso one of me lohhx.But not as red as dat retarded boy. ok...then time 2 go home which is abt...3pm...then teacher is c hu most quiet...then the moniter me n other guai ppl go first...then Amos a tall tall guy...damn cool but retarded one larhx...always let ppl bully him...while he w8time 4 his bez fren...he w8 out side ...as in out side is lockers then the windows...then he w8 2 long...angry liao...so he jump up as he wanna c e scene n the window is oso damn high...u wan look inside nid 2 climb...then Amos lazy 2 climb he jumop n c...then e locker is metal wad...then he jump dat time...he hit his little brother...then he squat down n cry...cos hit his little brother(kkb)then he ask me call some 1...but i don care abt him...i juz go away...BUAHAHHAHASSS!!!!!!!!! Hu care abt him...i wonder...is he a gay now?? LOLX! ok don tok so much! byez...YYYYYYYYYY
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ERICA TAN YAN NI
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He stole my heart @ 4:22 PM
April 27, 2007
YOZ!
2 day exam...english n chinese compo exam...damn easy but chinese "ABIT" difficult larhx....haix...my form teacher i think she is mad...gib us 14 sets of vocabulary one set have .30 question...then maths wb...do pg...54----------70 then 120-----160...wan us 2 die...nber think how busy i lohx.shitti..n then i gg china(ann hui) then my mum wanna tok 2 me or msn like skype lidat...but no labtop....then no body hab labtop only sam have...but me n her is like bad frenz....i hate her...but my mum 4gib her...ask me fren fren her...wl...dunno muz fren her not..."HELLO??? SISZ?? U THERE?U LOOKING AT THIS SCENE?" u looking then muz 4gib me...i nid 2 fren fren her...but i donwan...but in my mind is keep telling me dat hsbing 1 more fren is better still habing 1 more enemy... T_T.
OK...gotta make fren if sam as she oso tryin 2 tok 2 me... ^_^
HAO XIN YOU HAO BAO!
He stole my heart @ 9:00 PM
April 20, 2007
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LOLX...w/e.....juz now juz tok 2 clarie n sisz...we wanna suan cc...lol...so me n sis invite clarie...But tok 2 her awhile only then she stop replying. Maybe she pai seh larhx...w/e. Anyway,my "oral Exam comming liaoz...monday n tuesday...comfirm cannot over 23 marks...confirm de. Then all e other exams is on e next week n next few weeks...kk nth 2 say liao. ~SAIYONARA~
But b4 i go...show u all a pic which i took 4om some 1...nice wad...so i take lorh...i m innocent hor!
He stole my heart @ 9:37 PM
April 18, 2007
Yoyo...2 day school is damb sian...being a prefect is damn sux...w/e then juz now at class...my sch relife teacher(Miss Mandy Seow)
which i sometimes call siao za bo she this friday gg off...so sad...she is my 2nd bez teacher i'd ever seen lorhx! She's so many times better then Madam Sharifa-Fatemah. Haix...so i doin a card 4 her...so sad...kk less toking cos oral exam next week liao...bye.(don't mind if e post is 2 short) ^_^
He stole my heart @ 2:21 PM
April 13, 2007
YO! TIME 4 WUSHU STORY TELLING... ok monday...i 4got hu bisai...juz noe aft sch my dad go fetch my biggest bro n his fren hong yun...damn ca gong ca gong de...then aft some 1 bi sai then cc's mum bring me sisz cc zheng yan n lee ann go makan...then come back my bro competition.Then come back is my bro competition...he got 2nd...pro enough liao...then tuesday is my bro competition again...nan dao...he win 2nd again...xos hab zai king mahhx...Then wednesday...i lie 2 teacher dat i hab sroe throath...then half day only...then when walking in manjuztry sec dat time mr siow coem across us...then we said hi...then reach there sit...then i sit b side e hong yun...n 1 boy looks lyk en-lai...i damn sian dat time he play wif me abit...then act cute larhx he..then when e looks lyk en-lai t boy plain psp...e hong yun said u c my hand now(then put his hand on the bot's psp)but now u don't( let his hand off e psp) then he wad lyk...wl....then once i said 'GAME OVER" then reali strigth game over...then keep lidat...then i hab a chewing gum rapper last time eat then keep.Then i ask hong yun wan...then when he take then he lyk damn diao cos id nth inside...LOLX! then i teat e boy dat looks lyk en-lai...then he noe liao...then i took a real sweet...then he said dat he wont get tricked...then i use e sweet 2 hit his leg....then he said ouch! Then i ask him wad he said..then he said...oh yarh...i said ouch means e sweet is solid! Then he eat then later ong yun oso eat...then later i ask e lao da in vs...i mean captain...then he said no thx...then hong yun laugh n say dat he wont get tricked easily...then later when my bro's turn..they shout lyk mad...then my bro got 1st...then we were lyk...YES!!!!! then next day is sisz bisai oso cc,yq,ch,yu xiang n jj then yqgot 3rd jj got 2nd n dunno hu got 1st...then cc n ch loose..then sisz e jian got 2nd....chuan oso 2nd...then 2day cc bd...gd luck lorhx..1st 4 his jian...then sisz e cudgel got 3rd...ok w/e...then later i saw vs boys...then join them...then my eldest bro wi 3rd then 2nd loose...y? cos he shi wu...1st thing pao qiang drop..**** larhx...then loose...if he nber pao qiang then nth will happen lorhx...i heard e judge say de...ok w/e...anw...2 day yy oso got go manjustry...ok...i gtg...w8 tell yall e last thingi...i juz came back n watch a dunno w/e thingi...then muz guess hu is e real ppl thingi...then is poi ching sch..one is pipa...whole sch 1st...fake...then chor 1st in sch...which is oso fake...then marrisa whish is wushu is real de...damn cute...okok w/e...e wushu week uis over k? BYE!
He stole my heart @ 8:09 PM
April 10, 2007
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HAHAX...as yall can c how sianx m i,so i done this 4 sisz.ahaha!so lame...anw...2 day when i call my mum...she say dat y bro NANDAO got 2nd....YAY!! hahahahahahahazzz...
He stole my heart @ 9:28 PM
YOYO....when is my last post? Ah...8 april...eh....woah...nber mind...afew days ago is my dads' bd...w/e...yesterday i nber gg supp class...y? Cos i slag. Cos i donwan. Cos i miss sino frenz. lol...bluff yall de.Actualy is....my bros' n sino frenz got wushu competition...xiang ting( my brother which is elder then me).He during bisai he shi wu...still can win y? Actually yuxiang is his...how 2 say...aiyah juz oso abit gd n bi wif my bro...then u noe y he nber shi wu can win? Cos he 2 rush...my bro 1 is very clear. Then sam,chern hwee n shuen yee compette 2 gether...but i still think sam souppose 2 get 1st cos she damn gd...but the judges ya fen...so no choice let shuen yee win...cos her sch wushu jl is cai shi mei wad....w/e larhx...then we sianx liaoz...y i say we? Cos is me sisz,cc,zheng yan,kt,mer,tze yuan n thm. w/e larhx then kt ask hu wanna gg mini mart...then me,sisz,cc,lee ann n kt go lorhx...then buy things liao then go back...i nber buy...then we saw shuen yee n chern hwee...they so retard! E mini mart is juz cross a mini rd then reach liaoz...then they go a big round n look 4 it...then we tell them lor....then later...i follow them wif sisz...then i buy sprite...then shuen yee almost step on a BIG cockroach...luckly chern hwee pull her back...LOLX!!! then we go back...watch then later i went out wif cc,sisz,lee ann,zheng yan,lee anns' mum n ccs' mum...then go n eat dinner cos incase later no time 2 eat at sino. At e car allfight...then eat dat time sisz keep tokin rot...then the way cc eat was lyk...kis e plate! lol...then lee ann spill his soya bean on his mums' leg...all wet n abit in my leg..ahahaha...ok ok then gg back dat time all fight again expect me...y? Coz i gd gal...ahahaha...jkn jkn...then we go back manjustry sec...then i gg support my bro...he compette wif thm n zai king(zheng jie) Then thm loose...my bro win...4...haix...nber mind...loose 2 zai king by 0.1+ only...then we go sino liaoz...but dat day free cos reach there already 8.30pm so cannot lian only abit...so tao lu i do zhuan ti...haha...so sux...keep falling down cos do 2 many then blurr liao...ok then go back dat time i do my hw till 11pm...then nxet day which is 2 day i canot wake up as i cannot slp last night...then no energy 2 take care of 5diligent....they always fight...e dino n dunno hu larhx...then got practice sing singapore pilimary rounds...aiyah i dunno how spell...ok then damn sux...thursday is gg music rm n try...if in then muz gg perform.Haix...i hate it...if in then nid go Grand Finalay,Normal Peform n sing singapore...no...then no time 2 study....dat's y i say school SUX! SUX SUX SUX SUX SUX...hmm...wish i no nid in grand finalay n sing singapore...juz peform normal...hahax.haha...anw...2 day school sux...2 day P.E don hab cos teacher let us late trhen cannot run 1.6 pratice...haix...w/e. Anw i took a background 4om a ppl blog n send 2 sisz...2 make bez frenz thingi u wanna c?
haha...i oso decorate a 
baby...let yall c...
baby...let yall c...lol...okok...so lame...kk bb all ppl..Y
He stole my heart @ 3:28 PM
April 8, 2007
Yoz!Yesterday is a tao mei day...which is a saturday...which is a sian day...which is oso a week end. Understand? Ok...i do cheng yu hw..then my mum ask me go mini mart n buy drinks 4 her as yesterday is a damn hot day...w/e...then come back dat time,at the stairs...i fell...so sad...Then i didn't cry...y? Cos..wushuer cannot cry...but baby dat time can cry...of coz...then i go n slp...but cannot slp so don't slp ok w/e...then i fight wif my 2nd bro...then i take bus 2 sino then at Paya Lebar MRT my father fetch...then Uncle someone whice is a angmor...saw him then shake hand but he squeeze my hand cos he strong...OK lame...hor? OK then 2 day i went 4 tuition 1st time pass 4 test i noe damn lousy...then come back makan then go sino train then come back then use the com then juz only...1min ago...sisz sign in ok its SOOOOO LAME! Ok bye! RETARDED...
He stole my heart @ 7:17 PM
April 6, 2007
Yoz...yesterday no school cos sports day then i join nth....so i went 2 Toa Payoh indoor stadium 2 support e poi chings' then then when i gg there...juz in time...e 1st competition 4 the snr galz juz start....then they compete wif tao nan gals then poi ching gal won 1 st but b4 dat e poi ching boys' snr...got second..cos e judge cheat...then later the snr n jnr boys all 1st then e poi ching snr gals all 1st but jnr gals...the boardsword they lose cos 2 fast...then later i gg n w8...cos my mum tot dat i got win e school de...but it's impossible larhx i oso noe 1...then stand there lyk retarded but my mum say incase. DIAOZ...then cc so stupid...he at e stairs...he gg hug e handle...-_-" so stupid then he keep scolding ppl noob...shit larhx he..ok then 2 day is a boring(est) day in my life...ok oso a sian day ok bye!
He stole my heart @ 9:44 PM
April 4, 2007
Yoz...2 day damn sianx...anw u wanna noe my bnez day in my life? Ok...it's on meh-meh,my bro n kt's bd on...w8 arh...aiyah...at least is at september...morning..i saw my bro gg dunno where then i ask him n he say gg mer's house...then i say i wanna follow...then he say ok...then i pack my back lyk luggage lidat...LOLX...then...reach there mer open e door cos is tearrest...then we saw alfred then he gg tan nan sch 4 his traning(wushu) then we gg up...so noisy...then kt,thm,suen yee n tze yuan there...then all of them gg play basket ball then i so sianx...then mer so come n accompany me..then we sit on e swing n tok..tok..tok then next tok until music...the mer pull me 2 her music room...then she play piano..gu zheng n alot more then pepper(sam's dog) come n gib me as toy lyk wan me play wif him lidat...so i throw...then he gg catch...then all of them come in liaoz...then all listen 2 mer's song...then aunty carol say u all hungry? Then we all say yes...then she gg buy food...5 min oly...juz then...while w8ting 4 her...we gg up 2 3rd floor...so rich...e room is full of wushu carpet...red 1...so thick,,,(of coz larh) then we all play...me mer sam kt suen yee n tze yuan play volly ball then posin ball wif gym ball while xt(my eldest bro) n thm play tennis..lolx...then aunty carol back liao...then we makan...then sunnenly joyce came bake 4om her tuihion...haha..then i last 2 finish...so she eat wif me...then later we all gg east coast liaoz..then auntie carol n florence gg buy drinks...then later help take things...then more n more ppl come...then some 1 pick up a wallet...4got hu..then me n tze yuan gg gib e gurd...then me,my bro,suen yee,thm n sam gg sea side 2 kan4 feng1 jing3 n san4 bu4.then kt brought a fresbee then me, my bro,meh meh,kt,suen yee,thm,sam,mer n tze yuan gg play...my team won all time...cos we not lyk other team...e freesbee gg touch floor don dare fall n catch...so later my bro gg sino liaoz...then we continue playin...then night liaoz...we didn't eat lunch...then we wanna ride bike but muz walk abt 1 or 1 half km...then suen yee hab a gd idea...she say dat hlf play half walk...then we throw e frees bee then hit alot5 ppl so we stop...then my leg damn pain...then tze yuan n meh meh ask m ok not...i say of cos not..then they wanna carry me...then i shout no...then i say...juz ji1 bui4 there can liaoz...then reach liao...sam n suen yee pay 4 e bike(rent) then not enough then meh meh he gib e man his ez-link card then he say 2 dayz later he take back...then we all ride...inly thm...y? COS...HE DUNNO HOW CYCLE! LOLX! so big liao...sec 2...(2006)THEN WE SABO HIM...we ride damn fast...thern dark wad...then he alone carede...so he muz chas us...then reach out challet is abt 10pm liaoz...then more ppl come...even jl come...then we eat liao then sisz so poor thing all ppl hate her..then only i lyk her...my sisz wad...so so BBQ 4 all ppl...then i ask her wanna eat..then she sad sad de...means no appitite...then i force her 2 eat...then she eali eat...then she nth 2 do...cos cc n zheng yan nber gg..then i her mer's bike then i gg wif her...then she suddenlty stop...then she ask me gg first then i saw mer at 7-11 then she buy things liao then we gg then met sisz..so we gg together...then hab a baby at e cycling track...so i break...but b4 dat i ask sisz not 2 come near me...but she nber listen...so she bang onto me...then i angry,...so i cycle damn frast...tehn i gg up 2 e room...i try 2 calm down...then suen yee saw me then she ask me wad happen then i said nth.zthen sis come back liaoz...then she say sry so i 4 gib her..then we cut cake...then aft we eat...wz ppl gg up wif jl n meeting...then only me leon mer n tze yuan there...then meet 4om 12+ till3am...so tired...then i cannot stand it liao so my mum call my 2nd bro 2 gg home whil my eldest bro stay there..then aunty sharon bring me leon my bro n my mum home...then leon stay at my house...then i remember dat
8am hab tuihion...so shit...so late slp n so early wake up...then next day tuihion me n my bro gg mrs ang home tuihion..then me n my bro kep one da3 ke1 shui4 hiax...then later we gg fetch my bro...then i 4om back door c...wl...2pm still slping y? Cos they nber slp...they all gg cycle 2 changi airport...then come back is abt 9am ...ok w/e e story finish liaoz...haha byes...
With love:
ERICA TAN YAN NI
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TOLD YA ITS LONG WAD...HAHA...DON'T COMPLAIN...
He stole my heart @ 1:31 PM
April 2, 2007
haha...yoz...2 day will b abit long post...don't miss out any part...coz abit funny...actually not reali funny 1 % only larhx friday i gg tao nan sch coz support zheng yan,yy,alfred n some poi ching ppls...then suddenly me,kimberly,cc,xiang guang,lee ann,kwan ter,hambuger n jing wei gg down eat...then all gather wif me...dunno y then tok tok tok...w/e...tehn later me,cc,lee ann and kwan ter gg 7-11.Then at e middle of e road...lee ann show a driver his butt then shake then he turn around n bow...then we all laugh...even some ppl at somewhere near oso laugh...so retard then he run...next...i saw a gal in magizine...wear bigini...then lee ann said dat dat's his gf...then is lyk can c her______ liao lorh..then cc don't dare gg there...then later lee ann buy 1 coke then ask the lady... :" AUNTIE! HOW MUCH 4 2 COKE?" then is lyk nber reply then i say call kaka then kwan ter said call jie jie...but he don't care then he ask again... :" SISTER! HOW MUCH 4 2 COKE?" then is lyk nber reply again then i say call kaka...then he listen but not reali... :" GIRL... 2 COKE 4 HOW MUCH?' then nber repl then next he shout.. :" KAKA U DEAF IZZIT???" then later is lyk stare at him. then he say...H.O.W space M.U.C.H.space F.O.R spaceO.N.E spaceC.O.K.E ? then he say again how much izzit 4 2 coke...then she finally say orh...$2. then he was lyk damn thirsthy...then we on e way back 2 tao nan dat time i said 2 lee ann :" OI!HOW CAN U LEAVE UR GF AT E 7-11?" then he was lyk damn diao...w/e he said then he gg back n ask e lady how much 4 dat magizine then she say he underage cannot buy...then cc ask him take pic of dat gal in magizine then aft he take we laugh...at tao nan...he tell all ppl dat this gal in his phone is his gf...then all ppl was lyk...ewww.....so disguasting sia...w/e kzkz i gtg liaoz...anw 1 last thing 2 day souppose 2 gg stage n take throphy but no assembly...so sad then 2 morow lorhx...ahahahahahahhahahahaha...w/e bye..
WIF LOVE ALWAYS:
ERICA TAN YAN NI
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He stole my heart @ 4:02 PM
April 1, 2007
wad??? Nothing? OK byez...ahahahha...so lame...
He stole my heart @ 7:43 PM
