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April 30, 2008

Yo? Hahas.... today was a laughter day in school. EG: Teacher was scolding the class n punish us by making us stand outside. Den she say: "i count to 3.. if yall never stand properly, den i'll not let all of u to haf PE!"

Mrs Mak:"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!"

YiTa:"10...9...8...7...6...5...4..3...2...1...0!!!!!

DING DONG DING DONG~~~ The bell had jus rung. Den the whole class was like laughing like free cos YiTa is from 5C, at 3rd level.... he shouted so loud dat even us, from 4th floor can hear him shouting.

Another one

EG:

Jansen:"Teacher, tmr labour day still gif so much hw..."

Mrs Mak:" Exams coming alre u noe!?"

Jansen:"Eee... teacher toucher us.. gif us 3 exam papers!!!" I very busy one leh!!!"

Mrs Mak:" Err-umphh!! I DON CARE! U think u the world's most busy man ar!?"

Jansen:" No,teacher, not dat bad...i very busy one, more busy den u... oso more busy den the "world's most busy man!!"

CLASS:" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Brent:" Nice one Jansen! Keep it up man!! Yahoo~~!! *(shake his ass n dance)

CLASS:" LOL!!!!!"

One more...

EG:

*(After reading the passage...)

Mrs Mak:" ok... this passage is abt one girl whom can see 2 images n the mother brought her to the hospital n the doctor said dat she has a type of liquid in her brain, mus operate n take out all the liquid."

Jansen:" Woah, teacher...got coffee inside her brain!"

Brent:" Hahas...got &-up inside!"

Me:"No lor... got ginger beer in her brain... den if she jump, become gasy n the head will explode! Cool man!" *( mumbled to myself but jasmine,chengwen, ryan n weili heard dat...

blablabla~~ Jus now Mdm lim gave out the chinese 2007 SA1 paper... guess wad?? I GOT 50/50 for booklet A !!! OMFG... was damn happy. lol...

Afterdat i did not attend chinese supp class cos got trg in wz...

Went quite early... somme ppl was playing soccer. Den after awhile... lychee came den chat wif me for long long time. Afterdat the RenZoe come. She was asking whether is RenZoe the guy gg out wif us n i said yes. Den she said dat he don look man... looks like girl. LOL!

Den all the boys very "Not flexible" den mus put each leg on the tiny matress n do split. So funny... Jonit say RenZoe cant go down... damn high. Hahas... but in the end she oso cannot go down ma.. lol.. Den i did the each leg in front, each knee on the tiny matress n the "heng cha" for 5 mins 4 each thing. Den Jonit said:" Omg... yanni, i'm starting to admire u liao.." So i told her to marry me when we grow up n she was like... "BLEHXX!!"

Next was the ji ben gong... all quite okay excpect my 360 zhuan ti... dunno wth happen cos i fell down once n hand touch the groud once. lol... yst n the day b4 still can wad... damn it!

Den lian 2 zheng tao for quan each followed by the beep test. SO SUDDEN!!! B4 dat... everyone was like telling eachother to run 6 level nia... one level=11 laps. Den 10seconds b4 we run... he jl say everyone mus run 13 level...[143 laps] dat's like the singapore wushu beep test best record lo!! N dat's my 2nd bro... but luckily he jl say dat we can don "totally" follow the beep cos behind is damn fast. K... lets talk abt it...

Level1: Slacking like free cos the beep damn slow.

Level2: Starting to haf a little stich...

Level3: Hold my stomach.....

Level4: Thinking whether to tell jl dat i can't take it anymore...

Level 5: ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAR WITH IT!!!!!!

Level6: OMFG....bear wif it... bear wif it!!! ( Grape,Renzoe n bryan was totally behind us; slacking)

Level7:Yay...can run till level 7!

Level8: Jus awhile more!!!!

Level9: Starting to go slower den the beep by one lap.

Level10: RenZoe was beside me so i speed up by bearing wif the pain...

Level11: RenZoe catch up again!!! Den don care le, run beside him....

Level12: He slack again....n i was like...asking myself to bear wif the pain!!

Level 13: WTF!!?? Tot finish le lor?????? Damn!!

Level 13 lap1: PEEP!!! stop!!!!

YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Den i held my stomach... can't walk...

He jl ask everyone to go out n walk. Den we go toilet,,, Jiajia say don wash face anot later will haf fungi... diao. But the boys got wash. Den we go in enjoy aircondition 4 awhile n jl ask us to go out walk again. The girls jus walk walk den the boys go to a corner n was discussing wad game to play. So lame... =X

Den ggirls was talking abt the fruities grp. Brenda wanna join... be orange. lol...

WELCOME BRENDA!!!!!

Lol...den she oso gg out wif us too! Cool man!

He stole my heart @ 8:31 PM

April 29, 2008

Yo! haha...trg in wz quite tough. XP'''

Den today my abs, ass n hand muscles all hurts. =3=??

Today tag was nth much... just tan like.... training??? diao. OK... i think i'm pathetic.

Anw yst ask grape wanna go for outing aft exams anot den i ask him top ask lychee n some close frens. Den he chose the renzoe. !! I bet wif him dat if renzoe go den i send him all death note pics. If he never go den he's not allowed to touch my phone 4ever. Didn't notice when jus now i sms renzoe den he said dat he's willing to go. OMFG. I lied tohim dat we're taking neo prints n he said: " cool, nvm" wad the ----???

Arghh nvm, send den send lo.... =3=

He stole my heart @ 10:45 PM

April 24, 2008

Yoyoyos.


Yst in school mrs Mak 'bueh song' den jus smack the table den she gif us all ans, each Q's she only put for a second den the whole class damn angry. ><


~~~Afterdat for the next 1hr she shut her mouth n so did we. When ever we open our mouth, even to drink water or yarn, she'll shout at dat fellow. So i put my bok infront of my;under the table den used my phone for an hr. Was chattin' wif my fake korkor. =3=??


Anws i've got gd n bad newSS...


Gd news are......


Me,Grape,Cherry.Jingwei n Tzehern got into the national team.


Grape got into the audition, gg for the next interview.


Bad news are.....


Lychee n i did not managed to go into the audition.


There's a fitness test on this coming saturday.


Tmr is ENGLISH ORAL EXAM.


arghh.......... bored!! Duno why i'm so emo today... blehxx!

He stole my heart @ 9:03 PM

April 20, 2008

Yo! Back to posting! Lychee staring at the comp now... can't post properly. DISTRACTING!!! SCRAM! Lol...jk. Stop laughing la lychee... zhengyan n lychee squeezing on the bed's edge where is the best view for the comp. BLABLABLA.... don care them la....

Yst went for wz trg den i 'ya dao my kua'... OUCHHH... hurts! =.-.. Den afterdat go for sino trg... i damn guai... i lian 2 zheng tao u noe?? guai right??? =,=..... lychee look very diao now.

KK, don care abt her. Jus now morning woke up den go to zhengyan's hse there for breakfast,den go his hse to tie hair. Den Lychee,zhengyan , me, n all of our mumS go wz... we warm up den start the test le. Zheng yan quan got 1st...8.70 den weapon oso got 8.70 but 2nd cos got one guy... known as 505 got 1st... his score is 9.00...

Omg... den i kena highest for all girls, all xiang mu. All kena 8.50... well, but i sux....cos i not very sure how to lian... unexpected sia!! Kena 1st.... blehxx... Afterdat go for lunch den i go support lychee n grape for audition. But didn't notice dat they oso ask me to try... err... is cos grape ask them to let me try bahxx... XP

I act as teen den quarell wif my dad 'william' the jona jie jie... lol...lychee damn nervous, she come out dat time face damn white. Den grape was like... OMG...OMG...OMG...

Lol... den i waited longer cos they hafing lunch. Den when i go in the bigger room dat time... their batt flat. diao... den waited for quite a long time. Den after 3 mins i go in act... i damn fast sia... damn funny cos i saw the script putting an '!" so i shouted. ^^... All of us still dunno the results yet...wish can pass bahss!!! JIA YOU!!

HAPPY BD LONGAN!!!

He stole my heart @ 4:51 PM

April 18, 2008

Hiies....c[=

Today morning in school was the same thing...saw 2 teachers again... but this time it's mdm chew!! OMFG....Den the whole class was like... wl eh...knnccb n all those. Den when she writing on the board dat time we all point middle fingers at her to take revenge for Brent as he was only raising up his hand, wanna ask q question but accidentally ask wrong question as in wrong number den mdm chew punish him...do damn alot of things, say he stupid n all those. Den i was damn bored too so i gossip abt her n told it to Sebastian. I 'did' mention the word "bitchy''...den Sebastian said, don say vulgarities la...

As if he's so guai lidat...=XXX

Haha~~~~~nth much but jus waiting to haf my new blogskinxxx... very cute one!!!

He stole my heart @ 2:01 PM

April 17, 2008

Yo everyone. hahas...today in school they gave out the prize for the fruit sculpturing competition. Afterdat my class was alone wif 6Integrity cos our relief teachers wasn't here yet; form teacher had 1 week off. Den we suddenly saw 2 teachers, Mdm afidah n Mdm chew. We were all praying hard, wishing dat Mdm chew will go to 6Integrity while 6Integrity were wishing dat Mdm afidah will go to their class. Den when the 2teachers were getting closer n closer to us, we were more n more anxious. Den in the end Mdm afidah came to my class. LOL!! My class were like happy?? Lol... yea, kinda happy den we all clapped n laughed while 6Integrity were like...'bueh song', den started scolding vulgarities. While walking back to class we were all laughing until the DM scolded us...=X

Den in class we started gossiping abt Mdm Chew again until Mdm afidah also laughed cos they were acting dat wad Mdm chew did the day b4. hahas. Den chinese class, Old mdm lim not here so the young dm lim teach. I noe she hate me n i oso hate her too. She 'DAO' me sia...wtf!! So when she slp dat time all the ppl in old lim lao shi's class were all slping cos we all feel dat old mdm lim is more intresting den the young one n also they are the lower standard chinese. =X haha. Den went home... at my blk the stairs i saw zhengyi den he siad dat i owe him $42. =.-...
N so i told him dat i dunno him, n oso told him dat my mum asked me to not anyhow talk to strangers. lol!! Anw at the school's stairs jolle kissed me n called my hubby. wtf... so unlucky. Cos jus now aft the wz meeting saw lychee, went dinner wif her den we prank sebastian. I told him dat i'm mas selamat. lol... lychee said dat she's mas selamat's daughter while grape said dat he's mas selamat's grandpa. Lol...In the end he found out who am ii n lychee too. He's rude towards lychee but not me~~ yahoo!! Lol...finally there's someone whom is kind to me^^ Den in the car lychee keep kissin' me. =.- siao de she...

He stole my heart @ 9:52 PM

April 16, 2008

Hiies....it had been quite a long time alre...lol.
Today in school dat time... teacher's hend got a plaster den the whole class ask her wad happened n she said dat she went for injection. Den chengWen shouted..: OMG!! LIN LAO SHI GOT DAIBETIES!!
lol...which made lin lao shi very angry. lol... den when teacheing halfway she said dat i contributed to the school n all those. Madee me so embarrassed!! =.=
Hahas...den she said dat next time my jnrs perfrom wif the chinese dance girls. Den i said dat mus choose the little boys. To perform 'little monks chasing chinese girls'. Den the whole class laughed. lol?? Haha.. anw now Mrs mak did not come to school for 3 days alre...duno why. But jus noe dat she's not coming to school for 5 days. At 1st we were very happy but now we alll hated it extremely much. Cos monday is duno wad..."Mrs Affarza----" something lidat...lol? Damn fierce n bossy. Den tuesday n today is Mdm Chew. Everyone hate her lo. Yst she say is recess time den by the count of 3 everyone mus get out of the class rm anot no recess. wtf..... den during recess the whole class started gossiping abt her n tell other class the ppl. Den after recess i think is ChengWen,Brent or Sanjeet write..." Mdm Chew my ass" lol!!!
Den when teacher was coming we hurry erase it. haha...den when she wriing on the board dat time everyone was making funny movements den some were doing bunny ears on her head, pointing their middle finger n all kinda funny stuffs. Den supp class was sc...no one was listening; all using HP or some playing 007bang. Teacher did not noe cos she was doing experiment n nidda concentrate on it. So she did not look at us n oso tought we were listening. Until abt 45mins later... she brought us to the water community garden to take a look at the plants n give each of us one plant. She den gave us the suckwewed n magnifying glass to look into it. Den when teacher was no looking, everyone put the magnifying glass under the hot sun wif the duckweed den after awhile, it burned. So fun!! Den teacher was damn pissed when she saw dat. ><
Den while walking home ZhengYi n KaiBin follow me but i think ZhengYi is jus walking on the same lane as me. But KaiBin wanna bully me. So io scolded him....
(in chinese)............. ni mei tuo mei nao ben tuo ben nao you fei you lan! zhu ni yi hou mei fu qin jie he mu qin jie!! DUSTBIN. bu shi ren...ni shi yi zhi you hei you fei you lan you mei yong de da fei zhu!!!!!
Den he damn angry so he took my water bottle n spray me. So i bueh song n den run afetr him. Den zhengyi rode his bike around n see how i bash kaibin up. He was like shouting...: wushu girl jy! kaibin looser!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!! haha...den afterdat he ran home le. So jus walked home wif zhengyi cos same lane ma...i was gossiping abt kaibin. lol... den i send him the thing dat i scolded him jus now but send wrong le, send to zhengyi. Den he was like asking me how much i hate kaibin. Later went to see the sec sch ji ti cmpt. Got alot school got medals but i'm jus lazy to say so jus find it out urself. =X
After watching i went for dinner wif my mum,eldest bro,lychee n her mum. We ate western food. The plate was damn big until we almost exploded after eating. ^^...
Today after lunch went back to class waiting for teacher. kaibin keep following me cos he wanna spray water at me. So i chased after him until the boys toilet. Den Sean,Ronn n zhengyi took video of me fighting. ^^ i ran into the boys toilet cos kaibin tought i do not dare to do into it so he ran in. Afterdat i scratched him until he shouted very loud den i ran back to class. Zhengyi.sean n ronn cant video anymore cos i ran too fast =D
So cool....this was like my 1st time running until like a leopard. Damn fast. Den kaibin go into class dat time wanted to wack me den i say he "bian tai,se muo, se lang!! yi zhi gen zhong nu ren, yi zhi kan nu ren, yi zhi dong nu ren!!" Den when he wack me i shouted:" FEI LI A!!!" lol!! Den i lock him outside the cllass room den keep telling the whole class dat he is a pervet guy. Den zhengyi n sean video down. Ronn record down. ^^.....lol.. didn't noe dat zhengyi the 'guai bao bao' dare to use phone in class. Anw i oso tought dat he's very quiet de. =.-
Den after school i walked pass the void deck where zhengyi park his bike. Den i saw kaibin spraying water on zhengyi's bike. So i hurried to zhengyi n told him abt dat. ^^... den when kaibin saw him dat time he ran away. So i pulled him back. Den he blame everything to me. N we started quarreling wif each other. Den he kick my bag on the floor n kick my file too. Anw my specs is in the bag dn my lense dropped out. wtf
Den i got damn pissed off so i threw my bag onto the floor loudly den started chasing after kaibin. zhengyi,ronn,sean n jun kang was there too, den they all took video. haha. Afterdat we jus fought den in the end he ran away again. Den everyone chased after him. lol. But in the end duno he hide at where le. sian....den jus went home without taking my full revenge. sian!!! Tmr cant go for supp so cannot bash him up. Behxx!!!
Anw..maybe i'm gg change my blogskin n URL...

He stole my heart @ 4:40 PM

April 8, 2008


Hiies...it have been quite a long time for not posting. ><>


5-duan chang quan-----3rd(cos shi wu anot can get 1st!!)


4-duan cudgel-----1st


4-duan boardsword-----1st


Sucks right? So stupid...cos of dat stupid little tiny miini shi wu minus 0.3... it's like so wtf lo. shld minus at most 0.2 only wad...if minus 0.2 i still can get 1st. =,=


tuesday went back to school den jasmine pass me the hw in school. =.=... got like... more den 30 hws as i didn't go to school for 1 in the half weeks. So kns la. Kena scolding like siao from both teachers..nono, maybe is 3 teachers... Ms Mak, Mdm Hamimah n Mdm Lim. omfg~~ i told them is jasmine jus passed the hw to me in the morning at 7.20am when she's like so late but teacher don believe. ~.-............. heck them la... den during recess i warned jasmine to watch out. After school i bring her to one void deck where there's noone den i wack her. She was like shouting for help den i run home le. ^^....bad rightss?? But luckily she's not so badly hurt... anot i die.


Den wed i did not go to school cos i went to chung cheng high main to support my bro(S), mango, lychee, leon, beardsley, n qian yi. ><


well...mango shiwu 2 times but luckily she still win, duno why... lol. She got 1st. Maybe quite easy for her cos only got 6ppl. ~.~


den xt the quan got 1st. When everyone saw him den was like damn terrified. Den got one ex-dewu guy... duno is who saw xt dat time go to his mama there n cry...lol!! Say:你不是说相侹没有比的吗??为什么他在这里?~~ den ii was like.. err...dots?? When his marks come out is 8.71. Alot ppl tought dat he will get the highest marks for today. So all his competitors damn scared. Den later is XT's turn... he compete nan dao. His event got 60+ ppl n he won jian bing. Got 1st!! But didn't notice dat he won my 2nd bro xt. lol! XT own xt. He got 8.73.


YAHOO~~~



Den friday skip school again cos it's olampic day snr. Den oso got cmpt.集体(pri school) So i'd rather go see the cmpt lo. Dat day i woke up at like... 12.10pm den brush teeth bathed n den waited for mum to come back wif the delicious KFC meal for celebration. Haha, she came back within 2mins afetr i woke up. Den when i could even open the cover...my mum shouted n asked me dat whether i wanna go watch the cmpt. Actually she shold had left hse by sitting Auntie Elien's car. Inside got sabastian, wei cong's n wei heng's mum waiting. So my mum hurry run up n ask me to go. So i jus take my bag, tie hair den run down. i duno why i've got a feeling dat my mum is controlling me. As in like she ask me hurry den i hurry. lol?? DDen when i reached there is jus nice poi ching jnr boys turn they lost like shit sia. 6th. Cos 3 ppl shi wu. =.- Den when snr girls quan dat time they got 2nd cos they wanna let taonan win. But oso mus blame one girl called ruiling. Everyone in the grp hates her cos she is the 害群之马. ><>

wasted more den $10. ]= but nvm.....jus a tiny gift. Afterdat saw jonit,weicong, jing wei n 1p6+2p5 girls sitting together den i see wad they doing. See tjem do hw during cmpt day worried they haf no energy for cmpt. So i help some of them do. But who noes.... all of them jus pass the book to me then run away. T_T.............. but nvm, i can 顺便 learn more things. I jus took 15mins to finish everything. They was so happy as they said my handwritting damn nice... somemmore is writting. Yippie!! lol?? Den later they compete...got 3rd cos dat ruiling out of line n shuwu 2times. wtf.... Den everyone don talk to her le... altough i'm oso very angry wif her... i still go n comfort her. ^^ So guai right?? =,=....Den next is the snr boys dao they got 1st. The judge wanna let taonan win but they too pro le. ><><...2 ppl broke their throphy...blablabla. ii jus noe dat they got 7 throphys.Den later ii go eat dinner wif mum,dad n xt. Forgotten dat there's tuitio so ask teacher to wait for awhile den we rush back. =.=......... no dinner!! can die sia no lunch n dinner!! Den tuition dat time i'm like...can slp anytime so i mus bring a hot towel to clean my face every 5mins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

saturday nth much... went to zhengyan's hse at 2+pm den go tuition at 3+. Den night trg was so retard. I lian the international quan(old) den not so sure cos i suddenly change. Confirm forget right?? hugang say i stupid. wtf. Den later everyone stand one row leaning against the wall den hugang trying to make me feel ashame. He say i never listen to , i'm so stupid den say:

你不想听我的话对吗?好...那我从此以后不再跟你该动作了! HEH!!

Den he tell some ppl dat if not happy den don listen to him. Afterdat almost everyone did not listen...haha. so funny. Den everyone started gossping abt hugang. Didn't noe so many ppl don like him. =X

Went for tuition in the morning(sunday)Den i wore a black jacket. Say at the 2nd row behind peisiong. When peisiong come den everyone laughed coe his shirt is a big pic og tweety bird the post is damn funny. Den mr philip say dat he's tweety bird den i'm the fox. In looney toons de la. ^^ i chase him. =.-~ w/e...after tuition fetch grape home to his hse theere den fetch his bro, lychee n my bros back from his hse...lychee go back home..my bros n weiren come my hse. Weiren stay at my hse until 8+nia... but actually quite long le. =X Dat time i was hafing tuition. haha.

Yst learn the rule 3. Is 'If+past tense, would + infinitive' Den ask the class to say one sentence. Brent say 'If i were to meet ronaldo, i would....................................KISS HIM!!'

Den the whole class laugh. ahaha! Den next is englisg reading lesson. Ms mak gave out a poem den ask brent to read it in a argueing manner...den he read

:Pick Up ur room la...

Pick up ur room!!!,my mother says(she says it everyday. Sian larr...... )

My room's too heavy to pick up lahss!!! (that's wad i always say)

Drink up ur milk, she says to me, *COOL MAN!!*

don't bubble like a clown la asshole;of cos she noe's i'll answer that

I'd rather drink it down lo~~

And when she says at eight o'clock hor, u must go right to bed!!!!

We both repeat my answer *ERRHUMP* : why not go left instead lei?? stupid sia!!

*(black n slanted is wad brent added in)

Haha...den teacher say very nice. =,=...afterdat the whole class make a poem ourself don think it's nice but wish yall will like it!!

My noisy Brother.

My brother's such a noisy kid,when he eats soup he slurps. When he drinks milk he gargles. And after meals he burps. He cracks his knuckles when he's bored. He whistles when he walks. He snaps his fingers when he sings, and when he's mad he squawks. At night my brothert snores so loud it sounds just like a roit. Even when he sleeps my noisy brother isn't quiet.

*(Try reciting the poem by dropping the 'S')

lol.........

jus now in school was nth much. During recess i did not eat again.....saved $20 sia for the week.

yeeha~~ If save more den i wanna watch movie with lychee death note (L change the world) again... duno she wanna watch again anot...haha. But jus now scare me sia...i lend my phone to shannon den i ask her help me to take care of my wallet cos i nidda put back the plates...help her lo~~ Den when i come back i take my wallet den go back to class. Study half way wen zhen smsED me den she asdk me to look into my wallet. So i jus looked into it. &&.... noticed my $$$$20 is gone...wtf. I knew dat she took my money so after school she held the money in the hand den i jus pull her hair at the stairs den run away. ^^ now i got back my $20 n den apologised for pulling her hair but dat's wad i could only do anot i can't watch the movie anyone.....

He stole my heart @ 5:07 PM

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