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May 27, 2008

Yo

Yst only got lychee, me, zoe, cherry, pei xi, FJJ, zheng jie, jia jia, lime, tze hern, brian, yu xiang n 'ying jie' went to wz. Like... so damn bored. Den jus play ball for abt... an hr?? Den many funny things happened while playing e ball. I did a heng cha so dat e ball cant goal. Den du jl oso. Lime was like whispering to me dat the ball might jus goal in his... 'LITTLE BROTHER'. =.=... so toot lo, stupid lime. Afterdat he saw du jl putting e 2 cones (e goal) on his head, so unfair, den lime put e two cones on his 'little brother' den shake n made some sounds like firing machine gun. wtf~
Many many more things la.. damn funny de. Afterdat jus ya tui den do split .
This time abit diff, EVERYONE; including me, mus put one leg on the mini mattress. So qing song (for jiajia n i)... we were like slpin. Den i slack, cos my knee pain, so did not totally go down. ^^
Next is jus ji ben gong... den jumps. Many retarded things happened again... bcos of lime lo. Den lychee keep putting her leg in front of brian's when he's running cos wanna make him fall. LOL!
Once is lian e zu he, Lychee lian at e side of the carpet, den brian lian damn near lychee. They were facing each other... den both laughed. Lychee did not get scolded but brian got scolded by he jl, den lime behind he jl follow his actions. lol...
Next... is do the squat 20times den run to e end n come back do again... do 4times.
Total do 2 grps. 2nd grp he jl said do 2 times only, but he only told e big ones, den e big ones did not tell us, so we do extra. Hate them!! JKJK
Den do 5 frog jumps in one lap... do 6X to-n-fro... means 12 laps. So slacks luh... but alot ppl cannot tha han.
Ending, do V-man. Oso mus stay there for 30secs. Can die.
Today nth much actually...
Afternoon went wz, only me, lychee, zoe, pei xi, xt, zheng jie, qiu yan, yu xiang, brian n jing wei go. They play ball den lychee ni watch. Den ya tui. Next do pi cha. Do 5mins thingi again, but i special, i do front n back.
Damn painful!!! So sway... den almost everyone was laughing at me cos i made a retarded face for 5mins. ..........
Den next is do shuai yao... i did 5 times nia den my shirt flew up, can see my whole stomach sia, toot. Den lychee n zoe keep laughing. Brian was like... "... ('.')...=.=, den walk away."
While lyche n zoe was still laughing like a 'laughing buddah. =.=
Don care them... sden lian ji ben gong n jumps... den do zu he. Den do kong tui. Hurts!!
Den nth much le lor... aft class go buy bubble tea wif lychee n xt den sit her car go home. Dat's all

He stole my heart @ 8:56 PM

May 25, 2008

so toooooottttttttttttt..............

duno why la... yst went top makan wif tobias, grape, weiren, my broS wif a new fren 'jia hui'. She damn gd in wushu de lo... so shittie....!!! =X lols...

den went to eat ice kachiang too, but i jus ate sour sop. lols...

Today morning got ceshi... i wen there at 8.30am... n there's no one, somemore the door lock de. =.=... afterdat saw auntie eline so went to opposite e blk to tie my hair... den went back to wz there to warm up. At 1st is like no one at all... wait until 9am den got ppl. hahas... ran wif almond susu n zoe den ya tui.... jia hui was there too. After warming up den start le, but b4 dat, the 'zu ren' told us many many things until i almost sllp. =X

later my turn... i do until like shit. Si wuED. Den when it's almond susu's turn, i watched her. She shiwu sia. Den minus alot of marks.... but very gd le loh, shiwu still can get 8.45 lei. CHEER UP!!!!

Den keep playing wif lychee, grape, lime, almond n the bryan. ime was DAMN SICK luh... wad sia... many many sick stuffs, wan noe ask from me cos i lazy to tpe out. After the quanS, got 1hr break, so go mac wif jiahui, grape, alfred, my broS n lychee. Saw zoe, tze hern, lime n bryan there too. After eating went to buy bubble tea for my broS n i. Den lychee n i was like quarrelling over the money; who pay. I wantede to pay den she come here extra, pay $10. I oso got lo.... den the auntie say half half. lols....

saw lime wif bryan at play ground. Asked lime dat where's his prefect badge cos he said dat he's a prefect. Den he was damn blurr... asked :" huh?? Wad thing?? ... ... Oh....... the presex, ei... pre sex.. ei... aiya, shit, cant pronounce!"

Den he walk away le. Wad sia, so i went back to wz. After this, i always call him a presex. lol...

den i went to warm up again... n when my turn, i got little shiwu again. -.-

After my turn i started to play wif lime, bryan, grape , lychee n almond susu. Den oso play n exchanged phones... sabo lime, bluff him dat i'm gg post his pole dance in my blog. LOL!!

Den later lychee gave zoe lime's "NUMBER". Cos she always wanted it. OMG~~

Den after the whole thing end we went out... wif alot ppl luh. Den at night tobias went to my hse n my 2nd bro went to alfred's hse to stay overnight. Now tobias atill at my hse...

he looking at the screen now. OI... don look~~~

lols... so cute!!

w/e he's gone le, i wan play wif him... BYEBYE~~

He stole my heart @ 9:18 PM

May 22, 2008

Meow.... today overslept, luckily wenzhen called me anot i might not be able to go out wif 6E... I hurriedly bathed, dry my hair by using hair dryer n spinning like a ballerina. -.- So retarded. N when i was abt to wear my shoes, i rmbed dat i left it in school yst when i was playing in the music room... (skip lessons... =P)

OMFG... so i wore my eldest bro e shoe. Was like damn freakin' big lo... i look like the Mc donald man... shoe big big de. T.T... Den i ran like a retard to school n called wenzhen to help me find my shoes 1st. When i reached school, many frens was laughing at me. sobsob... Den saw wenzhen, joelle, huiying n janice walking together, looking for me, so i hurry took my shoes n changed it during the 15mins toilet break. Asked my mother to come to school to take my shoes home anot my bag will be damn heavy.

Afterdat went onto bus.... was damn fun la... we went to the mosque, chinese temple, hindu temple, church n the sikh temple; for baboosengs. At temple... saw may statues of god... the coach tot we little kids den duno abt the religons so anyhow make stupid stories abt the god to let us understand. Fish la... they think they can cheat my fellow classmates... but they cannot cheat me. I noe the whole story of the gods. Wad sia...

At the church i cant stand the smell... damn allergic la. Once i go to church i'll vomit of not feel well. But early in the morning alre not well le lo.Den when at the sikh templw, mus use a piece of cloth of ooverour heads. Afiqah n i took a pic as the class said dat we look cute dat i don think so~~~ It's damn fun la wif wenzhen n dayna around. Wanted to post the pics but my USB cannot use de. wtf...

On e way back, mus do feedback, i said dat the coach anyhow talk crap, den Mrs Mak scold. T.TAt school, do refelction den i say dat the coach talk crap n insult other religons. !!! Den arabel say dat the coach talk bullshit n brent wrote dat Mrs Mak keep scolding him in the bus. Lol.....Den got 1hr lunch break den assemble at the foyer area den go home. ^^... Me went home den suddenly fell asleep when i took a book n read it on my bed. Den overslept again... wad sia, but luckily i was early or tuition. Mr Yeo gave us a plant n put water babies in the contianer. He ask us wad was wrong. -.-.....

I told him dat there was no nutrients dat the roots shld take... minerals too, but he said dat it's not right... ask us find out den tell him. -.-... was planted in the dark. den at the end of clas i tokld him dat altough the plant was planted in the dark, it can still stand upright cos the plant is reaching for sunlight at the window.

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unexpected sia.... i got correct!!!

Yahoo~~~

Btw i did not bring my notes to revise wif e class ;other 4 ppls. Told Mr Yeo dat my bro misplaced it n he said bull shit. Say he wont photocory for me, wad sia... stupid toot.

Went home washed my face den bathed n den watchd TV. Mother siao one, never ask me take medicine den she said dat she asked me to take medicine fr more den 10times. Say i don wan take oso can, i die btr, den i was like....'ORH!"

Afterdat she came out of the kitchen bu b4 dat she was nagging in the kitchen so i blast the TV volume, my dad was oso very pissed oFf wif her, lols. Next she stuffed 2 big table spoons of pink medicine into my mouth. Shld be 1 teaspoon nia... den she say dat she'll let me eat lots lots of medicine, let me die faster. FUCK OFF LA!!!

So i ran into my room den used the comp lo... hack her la. Asshole de. =XXXXXXXX

He stole my heart @ 8:38 PM

May 21, 2008

Kongbangwa!!!Miaozz....Today morning got prefect meeting. =.= All prefects kena scolded sia... cos never do duty de. Talk talk talk until i wanna slp lo. After e meet, i went to ask thr DM personally whether i can remove the prefect badge. ^^.... den he nag at me. XP!!!! So toot sia... listen everything from right ear, den later everything slowly come out from left ear. SO TOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don care him la, so went back to class. ... so rude. Den when i went back to class, saw my bag on e chair. WenZhen so gd sia.. help me carry my big fat n heavy bag to class. She was damn pissed off wif my bag cos damn low, den she's damn short. =X. Blablabla... jus practice the 'tian mi mi' n 'rasasaying' until 9am, when it's time for PE. Got 1.6km run, cos dat time postpone ma... Decided not to be so hiong, like p4, 7min14sec n p5, 7min26sec. Lols.. so i slack like shit, can get A gd le lo.. anw now the shool's fastest runner in my class sia. WTF! But he did not break my p4 record!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! He 7min 23 secs only nia. w/e la... i kena gastric, so run damn slow. Dunno how simin, the abit plummy gal always fail de run faster den me sia. She got 8mins 58secs. =3=!!So ****ing shit sia. Not fair!! she mayeb got boost up kiss e day b4 by her bf lo... hahas. jkjk...

I kena 8 mins 59secs. So toot.... but nvm, get A happy le. Anw i slacking n oso, my knee havent totally recover n i kena gastric too u noe!? Hahas... i sound so retardly jealous. Hahas...

After recess, i went to music rm to pratctice for e performance later at e old flocks home wif ryan n gang, brent n marc. Skipped all lessons. HAhas...when e bell rung, we still continued until we're 15mins late for break. Today only got 20 mins break. So hurry ran home to change bag. Den ryan follow me home to lend a belt cos his pants too loose, can drop anytime n oso he lent some gel. Den Wenzhen come jus to see my doggie. =.=... But in the end ryan did not take the belt. Hahas.. den hurry ran back to school. Bought watr n 2 oranges as i've forgotten to buy it for the old flocks later. Ryan too, he stand beside me n buy n den he told the auntie dat i'm paying for him cos he's my idol. I was abt to puke la!! Where will haf such a bad taste de?? Choose such a stupid n noob dancer as my idol?? When reach the old flocks home there, we went to look for our 'new fren'. So sad la, i so "FRIENDLY" but no ama n agong wan me... T.T

So jus anyhow sit down when we're at the performing rm. Den saw changi airport so tiam n jus sitting beside a old lady. So went to sit wif him n tell him how speak dialogue. But he still dunno. WTF... so i talk to dat auntie lo. she don look as old as e others. But she look like the 'lao zha bor'. N i asked her whether she's her relative or smth n she said dat she's her younger sista. Say she wan go old flockss home cos she don wan to be in rich rich e family. Hahas... den later i perform 1st.

FORGET SIA!!!!! damn it...

But everyone say damn gd. =.=... shiwu quite a number of times n i did like a wushu maniac, maybe a retard or a new born baby can do btr den me lo. next is ryan e gang... everyone except ryan did like shit. They all ervous until forget. wad sia...~

Actually the whole event was damn funny until all the old flocks can laugh their ass off. =X... After i create e class blog den ask Mrs Mak post n let yall see. ^^

den on the way back listen to music as usual n play cards n all fun fun stuffs la. Hurry ran home when we got down of e bus. Den took my weapon bag n ask my parents to hurry as it's alre 4pm, wz trg start le. When i reached there, saw them playing ball again. sian laaaaa~~~ i duno how play de. Almond's screaming is her ' mi mi wu qi'. She scream den the ball cannot go into e goal de. PRO MAN!! Haf once, jun ji kick the ball n hit until almond's "top". Den Lychee said dat she's flat de, not pain one. =.= Was damn diao lo at dat time.. BLABLABLA, den jus trn. Lime cu hair like ... a retarded nerd. Lols... aft trg saw one young lady, wondering who's sista is she. Den saw lime waiting outside, he normally go out to the lift there de. N i the end saw lime wif dat lady n he called her 'mummy'. Lychee den asked me whether dat's lime's mum n i said yes. She was shocked lo, n said dat he's damn young. o.0...~~~

Nth much le lo... jus went to grape's hse makan den see his aby photo album n watch tv until happy den i leave. lols...

He stole my heart @ 9:07 PM

May 20, 2008

MoshiMoshi!!

Weehaaaaaaaaaa~~ today in school was quite slacky cos tmr is our turn to go to the old flocks home n visit the old ppls. At 1st is jus ryan,wenzehn,dayna,tarmizi n dayna dancing hiphop n i doing wushu. But, today Mrs Mak said dat if lidat not very fair, we, 6Enterprise shld perform as a class too, anot sit wif our "new fren" for 1 in the half hr can earn no marks for CIP. In report book lei...

So after recess we started to pratice as a class. Den Brent, Jansen, Chaorui, Harnik, Sanjeetpal n janiel will be the joker standing at the front n make all the old ppl laugh. Actually the songs are alre damn funny, once heard, will laugh. But now, is for old ppls so they might not be able to understand. Damn fun... praticed 'tian mi mi' by theresa teng whom had passed away le, 'latest version of rasasayang wif rap', 'mustafa', 'lou xiang n 1 more... i've forgotten le.

Lols.. it's damn funny when the class sang it, somemore there's some BIG n famous joker in school in my class. Wanna listen?? Lols... ask from me!! But i only got 3 songs nia cos scared not enough memory to add songs. =X

Today did not go wz trg cos got NAPFA test. Damn fun lo... actually got gold le, but i fell down for my shuttle run, got 12.55 seconds. Alot pl fell cos it's slippery on the 2nd lane. lols... altough dat's alre counted as A le, but noe dat i can do btr, so re take the shuttle run. Tell yall my 5 stations...

Standing Board Jump=200

Sit & Reach=56

Inline pull ups(20sec)= 37

Shuttle Run=10.4

Sit ups (1min)= 54

MUAHAHA... all A sia!! My 1.6km run is tmr. I'm gona slack man! Can pass at grade A can le la. Cos A for 1.6km run is 10min+

Long right?? Haha... dat's why can slack. Don wan like p4, 7min16sec n p5, 7min 28sec. So hiong... Can get A is gd enough le. Hahas.

Anw jus now doing inline pull up dat time, i saw joelle talking to Mr Foo, saying dat she can pass happy le. So she REALLY DID!!! She did 4 only. Everything she do dat can pass. OMFG... n se's so happy. =.=!

W/e la... wish me gd luck for tmr 1.6km run n my performance!!!

He stole my heart @ 6:52 PM

May 18, 2008

Arlowwwwsss.

Yst got wz the sec school ceshi. Was early, so waited at the 1st floor, sit at the stairs. Got alot ppl there le.

i told lychee dat when sitting down, the feeling is like in anhui, waiting for the canteen to open. ^^

Den later mango came, she look so tired like me. Lols... pig pig.

When taking attendance n see u gg be wad number, mango jus noticed dat she did not bring her weapons. =.-... so grape n i help ask ppl for boardsword or cudgel for her but no one haf one dat can fi her haixx!!!

Den grape n i went to the opposite market there, but bubble tea. I wanna buy for my lychee!! But when we reached there, the shop havent open. looked at the time n it's only 9.32am nia. wad sia... den go MC but drink n drink at playground. Den go back... on the way we saw mango taking her bag; running away. =.=

She told us dat she don wanna ce. =3=!! So wasted!!! Got 2 golds den don wan ce. ROAR!!! She ask us bring her to tghe place where can but soya milk cos she wanna but for qian yi.

Next... went back, go to the room beside the office n sms renzoe n dayna cos damn bored. Hahas.

After not ling, ceshi end le, so we walked to the carpark. Lychee, grape n i wanna sit the lorry cos damn nice. Den in the lorry; at the back, we all on music den blast it. We sang too!! Lols... so retarded!!!!!!!!!! But i only mumble. Lychee did not really sing, but did the singing action until very 'kua zhang'. We den wnt for lunch at tiong poh rd, outside the audition room. YUMYUM! While waiting for the porridge to come, they served the ' you tiao' 1st. I fed lychee n lychee fed me. Den WeiRen was stunt. Lols.....

Afterdat went home change den take bag n go grape hse. In the car was fighting wif weiren which is sitting behind. Awhile nia den reached lychee hse le. Haiss!!! So fought wif weiren n grape myself. Auntie eline was scolding us, saw we cannot grow up, espically weiren cos he sec3 le. MUAHAHAHA~~

Later auntie went for car wash, den kep pulling weiren's hair. ^^

Went his hse awhile only den go bring weiren to wz den grape n i was sleping behind; on the way to tuition.

BLABLABLA~~ nth much.

Den after tuition go grape's hse again to bath n eat there. Den auntie eline help me cut my fringe cos damnnnnnnnnnnn long le. Sian la... cut one straight line. Look like a nerd nerd!!

Today morning went tuition den mr philip was damn dissapointted wif the class.. Cos normally the class did damn well except grape n i but now, the exam marks they had were all C n D. Only grape n i get B. Grape got 69/95 den i gett 71/95. But still like shit cos i last few in class. !!!

Realy hate to be in EM1. I so stupid, duno how i go em1 de. sian sian.

Math class... never do hw cos i forget den mus stay back until 3.30pm. WTF!! So hungey, did not had breakfast. sian la

Went home... hurry eat. hahas. Den chat wif sebastian in msn. He say he love me sia. WTF!!! Den reject him. phew~~~ Dunnowad happen to him. My korkor lei. -.- !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily~~ hahas... anw maybe i gg add songs le.

Last but not least...

RenZoe, Welcome to fruities! (LIME)

He stole my heart @ 4:42 PM

May 14, 2008

Yo! Yst did not go to school as my injury is gettin' worser n gotta go to the sports council for check up. I was late, so i mus wait for another 45mins for my turn for the check up. After the check up, went to the treatment room, is a guy named kelvin, damn retarded one, help me do treatment. He twist my leg n all kinda weird stuffs, den later brought me to another room, got a electric current thingi mus stick onto the leg. He on the current until damn high. SO PAIN!!! He say mus bear wif the pain as i mus put dat thing for 30mins. ARGHH!!!!! After 5mins, he said dat the current's like too small, so he increase until 50+. OMFG... hurts! He asked me to slp. Wad sia..dn i told asked him dat how could i slp!? So painful... i not god lo. WTF.

Halfway, saw weiren. Damn angry. He tot he taller den me den can bully me. So i keep scolding him until i totally cant feel the pain. ^^

Afternoon, went for trg. Mus do 20 ban tao or 10 zheng tao. Lol... but quite boring cos grape, renzoe n lychee never come. ot fun de, no one to bully or play wif. haixx

After trg den went home, bath n den atre dinner n put a bag of ice on my leg for 20mins. I'm doing as told~~

Waiting for my tuition teacher to come..... wait until 9+, still havent come. So i closed the door den start to sms frens lo. ^^

Today is the 1.6km actual test. OMFG..

haha, but luckily i got mc, cannot run ^^

BUT....... everyone running halfway, there was a heavy downpour den gota run back to school. wad sia~~~

Mus wait until next wed den run. Sian!!! Mus run wif chao rui, eugune. They all damn fast de lorr... 6 mins+ nia. Always kena swan by them. ROAR!!!!

After recess, Mrs Mak told me dat next week our class turn to go to the lion befriender thingi; smth like old flocks home.

Ask me whether can perform anot, if leg injured den btr don. So jus agreed. Den ryan do the dance, arabel, johnathan n some more ppls sing. Some girls dance. Brent, azfar, jansen, chaorui n tze sheng act as a clown or a joker.

Whole day never study, watch i, robot. Except chinese class, mus study... teacher said dat only 5 ppl in the 3 mixed class pass. My class, 6 Enterprise only 2 ppl pass. I considered one of them. ^^... btr den nth. My chinese compo kena 31/40. Sian la. Lol.... but nvm, oso got improvement. Sc was like shit shit shit shit shit!!!! Onlt 65 sia. WTF... highest is johnathan. Got 89 half/100. arghh!! How can a retard,IQ prob n cry baby get highest in class!??Dots... actually last yr he from EM1 3rd class ma... all A+ de.

Afternoon went for trg again. Grape lian until 5.50 nia den go back le. Jus now doing the weapon ji ben gong dat time is damn retarded! Spear n cudgel shld do 5 laps, each lap do 10X2 wu hua only, we do : % lai hui n 10X3 wu hua. Make my hands got blistersssssssss. Some slowwen too. Den oso got do the yun n sao gun thingi, mus damn fast. -.-

The jian damn relax lo, at the side do some yun jian nia. After dat, when i resting dat time, i saw some red n watery thingi on brenda's face. N i noticed dat it's blood. Damn cool lo, is from the cheek up to somewhere near the eye. So i told Tze Hern n den he told he jl. She did not noe dat she had cutted herself sia. WTF!?

But she felt the pain nia. She was damn worried dat it might be a scar n she'll be ugly. -.-

Told her not to worry cos it's jus one small small but long cut. Hahas.

Later around 6+ got the actual 9 cone run, mus take all cone n put back too. I run until like shit, after i finished, buttock cramp, cant walk properly den keep haf a feeling dat i might fall. wad sia~

10mins b4 class end, can relax. Den he jl ask all of jus do do split for the next 10 mins. Each leg 5 mins. But me don nid got flexible enough le. But my ass pain until i've got trouble doing split. So i do heng cha for the next 10 mins n slp lo. When time to ji he, i could hardly get up. LOL!

After class, dunno why my body shivering like siao. Den Sherly keep looking at me. Lol?? At th road side, many ppl oso stare at me too cos i shiver until i cannot even control myself. WTF!!! Damn paiseh de lorr... T.T

He stole my heart @ 8:28 PM

May 13, 2008

Well...this are some pics dat i took during the outing at vivo. ^^ Tryin' to splash lychee &. i huh?? Dream on! (Retard; out of shape alre.)
Grape soooooo zilan man!!
This is a big n stupid face of renzoe. He look so chao a-beng.

He stole my heart @ 8:50 PM

May 12, 2008

11.may.2008:

Woke up in the morning n received many msg by grape. He was nagging at me, askin' me to wear nicer or wad kinda shit to go to tuition den later straight away go to vivo wif lychee, renzoe n i wif him.

After tuition, our mothers was outside waiting for us, together wif lychee. My mum said dat i cant go cos of my injury... wtf, so i ignored her lo. In the end oso got go. The day b4, renzoe said dat he noe where to get free dinner, he said at his dad's shop. diaoz!!!

Den later we meet at the toast bread there. Damn retard, grape keep hugging him, trying to kiss him too, den renzoe pointed the middle finger. !! So retard.

We den went to the mini toons there cos grape wanna but things for his mum. We shopped around n den, i wanted to tell grape to buy a retard soft hammer. Den when i saw him from the back, i use it to knock onto his head as hard as i could. n noe wad?? When he turned back, it's renzoe. OMG.... dat's like so p.s larr!!! But luckily, he jus smiled n turned away. Lol...

Next, renzoe used a soft little 'shuang jie gun' n den swing at his "below" make all of us laugh like shit. He oso took a mini tiger's hand, put at his "below" den press a button on in dat dat make it curve downwards. funny~~

Soon, he chose a long long stick wif a hard sponge (money pattern) n den wrapped it wif a happy mothers daay wrapper. So sweet of him!

He said wad.... knock on the back once, money come alot. diaoz! Den went to the toys R us to gif himself a gift for being caring. lol... he just walked passed a big box of rubic cubes n he jus saw the small ones at his left n right, but not the one dat he wanted, JUS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!!!

Den he walked around the whole shop n den i told him dat it's jus at the entrance. N he said dat's not the one he wanted. Later, he walked pass there again n saw it, den he bought it. wad sia.... waste our time.

Next... went to john silvers to eat, grape n renzoe was playing their rubic cube, den i ordered food together wif lychee, i treat grape n renzoe the fries. Lol.... so KIND of me!! diaoz...

Den we eat halfway, the 2 guys went to the play ground to roll up n down. Think they cannot grow up sia! Den after eating, lychee sat at the tip, den she oso roll down but use her ass n leg nia. So retard. Afterdat go to roof. Wanted to make boats to play... light fire on it den very nice.

After making the boat, renzoe the chao ah- beng, wear until like he's gg to wet market lidat, toook off his slippers den run in the water n when he ran back, he splashed the water onto lychee n i. Lychee was damn pissed off n den she hurriedly took off her shoes n socks den ran after him, make all the paper boats drenched wet. I oso angry but wanna join the fun too, den i took off my shoes n socks too den ran into the water n started playing at each other. Play halfway, renzoe rmbED dat he got tuition later, so he called his dad to bring extra clothes. Lol.... den grape see us play until so happy, he hurriedly took off his bandage n join the fun. wl... i was saying dat he might pollute the water. ^^~~~

Jus for afew mins, all of us got drenched wet, we took some pics of each other. Damn fun... den i did a cartwheel in water, n lychee screamed, cos scared the water might splash onto her. But she oso try, grape n renzoe oso try. Renzoe act cool lo, say wad... CAN DO KONG FAN IN THIS DEEP WATER NOW!!????

stupid la, like he can do lidat, den he turn around n said, lol.. jk only larrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sia...we decided to go to the deeper part to skip stones, so we brought everything to the place where we're gg. N guess wad.............

I dropped my shoe into the water! ROAR! All of them kep laughing at me, !!!

When skipping stones, i took video of them. Den next, play true or dare... i kena dare den mus run like a retard around there... everyone stared at me. Den lychee oso kena dare, but she don dare to do dat pole dancing at the pole half submerged in the water. But when renzoe kena 3 times, he danced once, shouted dat he's handsome n den last one, sabo lychee, shout n say dat lychee wants everyne to noe dat she's "HANDSOME"

damn fun... after the game, we all wanted to make ourself dry, den lychee n i rolled on the wooden floor like a retard, i almost hit onto someone. The most funny one is grape n renzoe, they rolled in the same direction n knocked onto one another, ended up hugging each other. Hahas, i've got the video, wanna see, ask from me!

Not long later, renzoe gotta go for his tuition, h cant find his slippers!! So damn funny. In the end is at the old place where all the boats were at. After he go, no more fun, so we decided to go to TM to take neo prints, but i don wan.... hahas. When we reached there, there was a renovation there. Den went to century square, oso don haf the shop le. ^^

Can save money.

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Today:

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went school in the morning, did not join PE lesson cos leg injured. Chinese teacher say i always copy all the note on the board, dat's why i improve most altough not as high as she wanted. i kena 31/40.

Afternoon, went for w trg. Was late, so jus join them playing soccer. Lychee was extremely retard cos when the ball come, she caught it n den let go n jump like a retard. De everyone laughed. Very funny de la. Den when doing split n all those, renzoe come. shit man.... when he join us dat time, i was damn unfriendly n said :" WL....why u come!?"

Lol....n den he jus smiled. Lol... tag dat time we keep talking but never kena sc0lded. ^^ When doing taolu at time, we all mus do : 6 ban tao, 2 zheng tao n 1 X2 zheng tao. Like shit man.

When not our time, we keep talking, den the renzoe damn chee ko peh, talk abt wad...got 'FLAVOUR' condom. Wtf... nid me scold him den can shut his mouth. I'm more like his mother, but i'm younger by him by...80 days. Lol...

Oso say wad... he wear pantis, others wear underwear. wtf sia.... siao one. Tought he very obedient one.

Sunddenly, there's tears coming out from grape's eye. Renzoe den walk towards him n said retardly :" A~~ r u okay?? Come, let me help u check!" Den he put 2 fingers each on one side of the eyelid den stretch it, until can see all the veins n it's like so disgusting. Cherry said dat he's indeed a very "POWERFUL" doctor. Lol...

Afterdat, he jl ask us to lian zu he by ourself, renzoe saw him keep banging his butt onto the wall den he whhispered to me n said dat jl is humping wif the wall. OMFG.... siao one ar he.

After class, we went tp punch card, i keep saying dat renzoe's damn short, take the card oso nidda tip toe. Den he froze there n stared at me. 10 seconds later, he sounted :" NO LAR!!!"

siao one luh he. More like a retard, reaction sooooooooooooooooooo slow. Lol... b4 class, he showed off his new kine bottle to me n said:" look! my new purple kine bottle, international gay colour!!" LAME!!!????

When waiting for my bro, my mum asked me whether my leg is btr n i told her dat it's worse. Den said dat it's swollen n i said :" No matter wad, i will still survive. I wont die one la u!"

Lol... den keep nagging at me till we reached home. Mus put one my ear piece sia.

He stole my heart @ 8:43 PM

May 10, 2008

Yo! ...........Hahas??

Yst school sold roses, $1.50 each. Wrapped nicely wif different colours of wrapping paper n roses. Damn nice. It's for our mothers; mother's daay.

My whole class bought except me. N everyone asked me why. So b4 teacher comes into the classroom, i wrote on the board

"i am special, i don't gif flowers! i gif trouble for my mother!!"

N the whole class laughed. diaoZ?? wad's so funny?

When Mdm Hamimah came n teach us for sc lesson, Some prefects came to our class n asked dat does anyone wants the flower. Many ppl dashed out n bought it. Dat time Brent said, "Teacher, i buy for u!"

Mdm Hamimah:" Buy for me?? U mad or wad? I oso not ur mother."

Brent:" Aiya...not my mother but my 'SCIENCE MAMA'!"

Dots....after saying dat, he saw the prefects walking away, n he shouted :" HEY SEXY BOYS!! WAD R U RUSHING FOR!?? COME BACK!!!!!!!"

Omg..dat's like...lol??

In the end, he really gave teacher the flower.

After sc lesson, is Mrs Mak's class some ppl oso learnt from Brent n gave her the flowers n said dat she's the class's Math, Art ,SS n English mama. Omg~~~

N she was damn touched hahas. Next, she brought us to the com lab to do a history of Singapore quiz. Quite fun, dat game... u mus not get touched by te monster n the electric, anot u will stop there for half min. 1st few stages, no monsters only the electric, after dat came the monster n den more n more monsters! Damn retard. Mus try get away from it n go to the question ball to answer the question. My class is damn retard, including me, everyone dunno who's the VP,president, Minister n all the famous ppl. Even the 1st president, the face on the money, oso dunno. Many ppl only kena at the normal rank den lose alre. I kena until captain. ^^

Tyko de, anyhow click the answers. Haf once, Mrs Mak saw me putting the wrong answer den she shouted anxiosly n said... NONO!!!! Is this one!! iya.. u sotong la u.

=3=.... i seriously am one...

In the end my points is 6260. ^^~~~

Highest is 9264. OMG! So high sia. wtf!

Den after school... went home bath den went to wz for trg. I was late, but not very. The bule team was discussing wad to play, but in the end mus run cos du jl say we discuss for too long le. HAIXX!!!!

Den is do ji ben gong, n den do long weapon the ji ben gong. Smth like... dian gun n jie pai gun...3 tang lai hui. Sao gun, n many mor. Den laterwent to gym. I so hard working u noe!?? I use 5kg for each hand n do dat squat n stand thingi 36 times!!!

Diaoz....=3=

Later sin hui was reading wad to do next, n she read wrongly

Instead of bench press, she said bench breast. WTF..... Den later she say again but said slowly..."Bench bre...pre...bre...press!"

LOL!..... Trg quite tough. Den after class, recieved a msg from renzoe. Ask me call him. Wad sia.... den i sms back n said :" call u for wad!?"

Den lychee called him, n he did not pick up. In the lift, he called lychee. She was anxious; dunno wad to say, so pass the phone to grape. lol....

At night, walking to the changing room, wanted to scare zoe together wif lychee, but we did not haf a chance as he was talking to us. In the toilet, she was talking abt the place got ppl jump down from building n all kinda scary stuffs. LOL! Den after changing, i came out. Zoe also finished changing alre but after she opened the door, she hid inside the toilet. She's afraid dat i might scare her. Siao.

I always drop my shirt on the floor, this time, i did not. When i was abt to walk out of the toilet, lychee reminded me to tuck in. So i went into the toilet n tuck in. N at dat time, i droppe my shirt. W-T-F!!!

Afterdat, we were walking back...i counted...1,2,3...n boo!!! Lychee n i scare zoe!!! Hahas, she was stunt! Froze there for afew seconds n den started to chase after us, 3 of us were coughing like free, cos lychee n i was laughing until we chocked, n zoe was shocked until she cant even breathe properly. My mum, grape's mum n lychee's mum scolded us, den we asked for water but no one had water. LOL!

Xt's butt was pain, lychee n my muscles were pain n grape n zoe the ankle was pain. After awhile, my knee was damn pain, cant walk cos i cant stand the pain. But still mus walk, sian!!

roar!!! w/e... mus wrapp my leg le, byebye

He stole my heart @ 1:08 PM

May 8, 2008

Yoyoyosss
Today's sc paper oso quite difficult...
Anw..after recess, Mrs Mak wanted to award the class by letting us watch a latest movie...but, when she stepped into the class, she saw almost all of the boys were drenched wet. Cos Yasmin was spraying water at Brent. Den Brent accidentally fall onto the person he hate most, Johnathan; the "retarded" actor. He abit siaosiao one.. den Brent run around the class n touch ppl, say dat he kena Johnathan disease, so he spreading. Den Sanjeetpal Run like a mad man... Tze Sheng keep screaming like a man guy... den when Changi Airport saw rs Mak, he shout n tell the class "MRS MAK ALERT"
But it's too late, Mrs Mak had alre seen everything from the opposite block. Lol... Den she saw many many rubbish on the floor. She was damn angry den pick up the rubbishbinS n throw all the rubbish on the floor. Den She ask all the ppl whom plaied to clear up the whole class room. Not allowed to use the broom. OMG~~~ Den the whole class watched for the next 1hr. Later, Mrs Mak told us abt out english Oral, Paper2 n Lc marks. SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! Got damn high! But.......... math, sucks like hell man. The highest in class is 84; Eugune again!!!! But lowest in class is last term's senond highest. 18; Azfar. So unbelieveable sia... tot he damn smart de... [19ppl fail, 21 ppl pass]
Den wen zhen got 47. After math, when there's no teacher, she cry. OMG~ She quite tom boy de, how come cry!?? Last trem she kena U-Grade still happy happy. =3=
So i went to comfort her, try make her laugh. I said :" HEYEHY~ Don cry la, chio bu! I tell u ar, i more pro den u lei.... i kena 46 half u noe!??" Den Jolene n Dayna whom is comforting her keep laughing. Den i ave her a tissue, Make retarded actions like... peekaboo. But she still can't laugh. So Dayna n i brought her to the toilet to wash her face.. She hid in the toilet n cry for i long time.. so i went to the toilet next to her, n climb up, jump to her side. Lol... i'm more like a monkey. ^^
Anww........when gifing the results, many many many many funny things happen, too many until i cant type out; lazyyyy
Den when we went back to class, Mdm liM scolded us for being late, den i explained wad happen lo. Next, Mdm lim said dat only 5 ppl pass chinese. omg! Luckily i'm one of them man!! Den teacher forget abt wenzhen dat she's very sad, n said dat she scored badly n all kinda bad things abt her. SO BAD!!! Den she cry again. So i brought her to the toilet again. When walking pass teacher, i gave her a cold look. LOL!!
After chinese class, teacher ask wenzhen to come out, den i go wif her. ^^....Teacher ask her not to be so sad n all kinda stuffs dat can make her cheer up. hahas. Den next she asked me for the news paper dat my bro is in. ^^~~
Blablabla......den studying halfway, Mdm Lim wants al her students to go to the comp lab to do a Ca1 Survae. But in the end, waited for a long tinme, den cannot, wasted half n hr sia.. ROAR!! Diaoz...
Den went home n bath... sit at the bed for 1hr den went for tuition. As my dad is in malaysia, i've gota take bus...sadd
While walking to the bus stop, i saw changi airport, ronn n michael. Damn paiseh... den affer i cross the road, i saw joel, janice, sheryl, esmee, man theng n phoebee. Den they said dat they're gg out together wif dat 3 boys to play badminton. cool~ afterdat they all pulled me to play wif them n skip the tuition, but i cant. So i tricked them by telling them dat the principl is behind them n when they turn back, i ran away. Wasted! i missed the bus. wtf... gotta wait for 15mins again. Den when i reached there, i was still damn early. ^^
Den Mr Yepo teach teach teach... until he teach until the ocean. He said seriously...
:'' I've always wanted to see an octopus, cos the way it attack is very intresting. It use 7 tentecles to grab ppl, n one more to smack ppl from left to right *(he did the action)"
Den after awhile...the class was in silence.
N Mr Yeo said
:" aiya... all bullshit one la, don listen to me, i today abit retarded one."
Den the whole class laughed. =3=

On the way home when auntie eliene was fetching me home, joanne called. Say dat grape has recieved an e--mail abt the fliming. Lo...
last week she called n said dat he's gg flim one latest show... i forget the name but i called it the singapore young power rangers. Cos it's flimed in singapore n by singapore residents, n oso, all are young de.
Grape is the blue ranger. Point at one thing, got electric striking towards it. Den one girl from the R.E.M she's the pink ranger. Can run fast fast nia. diaoz..... Shld chose lychee n i lei! Noe wushu de, bta den her! Lo...jkk

He stole my heart @ 6:27 PM

May 7, 2008

Hiies to all! Dotss...... yst e math paper was damn difficult. Almost the whole class did not haf sufficent time to finish e paper. N most of them felt several blanks as they dunno how to do. For me.... i finish n haf 1 last min for 8 more question dat i left blank. So i tried my best n chiong all the way. Jus nice 1 min, i finished the paper. ^^...

I guess dat i'm the only 1 whom finished all question n oso in time...c[=

After recess, Mrs Mak brose through our papers n said...:" All of ue arh... no brain one lei! I go through wif u many many time for the same question n yall get wrong! Den another qustion they wan the price of discount, yall gimmie the discounted price. The BIG word there alre shows dat they wan the price of discount, riiiiiiiighttttttttttttt in front of ur face, staring at u, still get wrong! See, how careless u r! No face to see other teachers u noe?? NO FACE ARH!!!! Dunno where to hide my face man!"

Den she went out of the class room. The class was in silence for while... until Mrs Mak went down the starir, the whole class started playing, until Mdm Hamimah come, no one noes. LOL!

Den at night hafing home tuition dat time, i was doing assesment. Teacher den felt something wet on the floor n she noticed dat there's some " Lemon juice", got spill on the floor. I was like... ERRR.............>????????????? Dat's my dog's urine, right?? Den i told teacher n she was extremely shocked. LOL!! She damn noob sia, say dat it's lemon juice. Afterdat i went to take a mop nn mop the floor, den put i dry towel there so dat teacher wont step on the wet floor. After tuition, i punised my dog... in a very cruel manner. =#

Today's paper was not as difficult as i think... but still difficult. hahs... when putting the bags outside, i found out dat i did not bring my pencil case. wtf!!! Gotta lend le lorrrrrr

Den after i finish the paper i fell asleep for 30mins.... den i woke up n look at the time, there's still 15more mins. So i checked through my booklet B thoroughly. Den next, i checked my booklet A. I spotted a mistake. When i was abt to change the ans, teacher asked us to stop. WTF!!!!! I wrote the correct ans but wrong shadding!! Damn... nvm.

After school, i found $1 on the stairs. Den i brought it to the General office togther wif Wen Zhen. But we're not allowed to go in as the teachers inside are doing 'something' dat children r not allowed to see. So i gave it to Mr Farm. I said...

:Eh, Mr Farm, I found a dollar at the stairs.

[He's a very fun n old but strict man... now a days, he love to wack or pull ppls hair or scold valguraties when someone did smth wrong]

He den pulled my sleve to the big pond. Many many ppl was looking at me... maybe they wanna see wad's gg on. Den i was damn afraid dat he might pull my hair, wack me or smth... den e ask to to face the pond... at dat time, i'm wondering dat if he's gg push me into the pond. But unexpectedly, he ask to to close my eyes n make a wish n throw the money into the pond. wtf................. tot wad sia... after throwing the money into the pond, he smiled n said : "Come, gimmie a 5!!" Dots!!!! Den wen zhen was laughing like a mad girl. w/e.......~~~

He stole my heart @ 2:12 PM

May 5, 2008

Yos! Hahas..
Today's Lc n english paper 2 is damn damn difficult sia...wtf. But only one test on the lc is quite easy cos it's funny... it "roughly" goes like this:
There was once a playful boy, named Dave, he felt bored n wanted to disturb his school's big bully. He waited for about an hour in the school's canteen n finally, he saw the bully. He ran over to him n said:" Hey u!! U will kiss my foott' at 10.20am in the morning later!" The Bully felt insulted n he chased after Dave. Being fat, he can't catch up wif Dave. Unfortunately, he ran pass the Principal's office n suddenly, the discipline master stepped out of the office. After seeing the school's bully running, the discipline master shouted:" Hey u, why are u running so fast!!??"
Bully :"Sir...! Dave say dat i will kiss hifs foot at 10.20am sharp in the morning later!!
Discipline master :'' OH??? Hmm~~ it's onlt 10.15am now, u still haf 5 more mins, why? Can't wait to kiss his foot izzit!?"

Lol... err...dots. I noe dat it's pathetic, but damn easy, think it's a gif away question. Hahas... i've been studying from morning since i went to school till................... 30mins ago. See, so hard working seh!! Diao... but guarantee fail the math paper tmr de la... Ms Mak n alot teachers say dat the paper is gg be extremely difficult. OMFG!!!! Wish me good luck man!
APPLE,JIA YOUSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

He stole my heart @ 8:21 PM

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