Yo hahas.. back again la.
Yst at home morning mug till lunch time. After lunch start to watch TV till 3pm+ den mug again.
When ndp start, i watch again.
So boring la.
But the show quite funny la.
Cos my 2 bros were like..
"Oh.. bull dog coming le lo!!"
-.-...
Funny la... many crap n bull shits one la hahas..
>.<
Den afterdat go mug while bros was playing comp.
I felt really bored so i played worms.
WAHAHA!!
-.-...
Win lei!! MUAHAHA!!
Okok, so kuku sia me..
Abit stone la me.
Today morning went to hongwen trg.
Skipped tuition.
King of fruits ask me y nv go.
So i said :"i skip.''
But he heard wrongly.. hear until "escape"
haha.. i sound like a thief sia.. so cool.
okok w/e la.
Last 45mins.. really alot ppl so no time trn.
So watch how others 'suffer' ba.
LOLS.
Andy n shun long do the dui lian damn retarded.
Andy shld put the cudgel under shun long's chin n strangle him one... but accidentally knock onto his head.
Funny la.. many more lei... gheez..
Afterdat went down trn wif my bro ABIT... as in he teach me 'ABIT'...
jus 1 movement nia la wahaha.
Den went up... slack n class end.
B4 dat, chia wei do dui lian dat time kena cut lo his hand.
SO COOL!!!
haha... got blood sia.
Ok, i sprouting nonsenses la.
BLABLABLA
Was raining heavily...so gotta wait.
Papa angry le, so he jus left the bag on the floor n ran to his car n drove there.
^^.
In the end i was drenched wet la... -.-
Went home, bath den mkan.
Auntie fionna n auntie sheryl.. (tobias n jae's mama) at my hse.
Helping out to do the duno wad kueh la...
Always lidat one...
N now the irritating p2 jae keep banging on the key board, say he wan play battle on.
-.-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel like boxing him sia, cannot post properly.
N...MY ROOM!!! How can he jus come in lidat.
GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Irritating like shit.
ROAR!
Ok... w/e, zao liao.. bb.
He stole my heart @ 1:58 PM
August 8, 2008
Jus recieved a msg from someone... ok, shall call him a sinorian la.
He said dat andy like me sia..
Cos they playing true or dare... n andy chose true.
ARGHH...
Ok, now msg again n said dat it's last time.
PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~
Hope he change target man.
-.-...
Wad sia i tot he like nobit..
Hehes..
rmb playing last yr during camp... we the snrs so can slack at the side... afterdat teach.
Played duno wad 'pregnancy' game la.
Nobit 9 mths pregnant... andy's child.
LOLS!!! Funny like siao.
Lychee is kwan ter... she 2 mths or 4 mths...
Lemon is 3 mths.. benedict or tze hern's one la.
Den i kena the kong long...2 mths.
-.-"
Lame game but fun...
oso played cards... loser mus write name wif ass.
Still got the vid of lychee doing dat.. wahahaha!!
okok.. w/e la go do hw le.
^^ Byez
Oh ya btw... the andy is andy low jun rui.. not the zai nan hor..
He stole my heart @ 10:54 PM
This is crappy...
haha lols... keep saying the word crappy.
Hahas..
Yst during recess i used all my savings to buy the frenship bands.
1 packet which consists 4 strings nia costa 60cents.
-.-...
See how guai am i, keep my 1 week savings to buy frenship band lei...
But actually not so guai la, cos i took some money from my 2nd bro's wallet as he's damn rich lo.
He tot he king, wan money, get money.
Come back from china nia,, after all still human lo..
Tot he so pro.. PUKE!!
Only ma ling juan, for the females... is the proEST.
(my opinion) :)
Blablabla...
Today morning skipped sch.. =X
Cos i don wan go la, waste time nia, wake u[p so early go celebrate... somemore 1/2 day nia..
Watch the ppls from thailand who came to my sch perform, can slp.
=XX
K la, not so bad one.
XD
So i spent the whole morning continueING making the frenship bands.
Last night did till 1am+ den slp..
Haha, drank coffee to prevent myself from slping.
Hehe... smart hor? -_-""
Afterdat smsED liu yin hang, my china fren... from anhui-hefei.
haha..
"Happy birth day!! Wish u...chang2 ming4 bai3 sui4! wan4 sui4 wan4 sui4!!!"
Haha, retarded hor? Gheez... but dat's wad i told him.
N he was like..
" xie4 xie4!! wo3 hen2 gan3 dong4! kuai4 yao4 liu2 lei4 le4."
-.-... so kua zhang sia.
-.-
Next, i wrote a emo emo frenship story...n put it in an envelope for ppl whom duno how to cherish frenshp see.
=P
Blablabla... den go wz.
Played soccer.
^^
Sway la.. but fun too.
When du jl wanted to head the ball... RenZoe jumpED n smacked the ball away..-.-
5 mins later when RenZoe wanted to throw the ball away (goal keeper), Du jl stand behind him n took the ball n kicked it away... omg.. is like so funny la!
But count him as penalty.
-.-...
Afterdat when the ball came, i ran for it.
it was in the air, so i did one hou liao but miaaed, so i hurry did one zheng ti tui when it is gg land onto the ground...
But missed la!
Haha... ppl tot i kick the ball until damn hard cos got sound.
So i told them is "souns effect" by me.
-.-,,,
hmm... wad else??
Oh ya...
Jeral kicked the ball to my eldest bro..
haha, but he did not noticed dat my bro was tying his shoe lace.
So i ran forward to kick the ball...
N yu xiang standing there so the ball bounced back...
Jus in time, my bro stood up n the ball was moving towards him..
he den kicked the ball n goaled.
ARGHHH!!!!!
Ok, last one la...
Wanted to kick the ball but accidentally stepped on it wif left leg.. luckily i managed to stand..
Afterdat went to my right leg n i accidentally stepped on it again.
This time not so lucky la, ball moved forward n i fellon my butt.
T.T...
Noone care sia... sobsob...
Jiajia n lychee keep laughing.
Cannot stand la cos damn pain...
Not really at butt la.. -.-
Is around the lower part of the kidney there lo.. luckily is bone pain la.
-.-... nonsense.
Haha..
den did ji ben gong n ti neng only..
Like shit la... afteradt went for meeting..
Den drank bubble tea in the car n went for hongwen the trg.
Was late..T.T
Walking towards the toilet dat time, was wif pricillia..
We saw lychee..
So she shouted..
"Andy!"
Wahaha... funny sia..
Den she chase after us into the toilet..
haha..
Keep swaning her la.
lols.
Anw, she don wan ya tui alone outside so when i was in toilet, she ya tui ING in the toilet.
XO
Heard zoe n lychee planning to swan me lo..
cos the fren ship bands are wif zoe..
So after i leave, the left over frenship band, she will be gifing andy n swan me la.
toot..
over heard dat...
~~~~~
So i scolded her..
N den told her dat if swan me, den don gif la, gif her btr.
When she was abt to agree...(cos she wan)..
lychee cut in n said no.
-.-
So i told her dat if she don take it, she not my fren le.
-.-... haha..
dat's the only childish way to let her accept it.
Luckily she agreed man.. phew!
After class, she helpp me gif out..-.-
i wan gif out de lo.. KPO.
Haha, jk la.
XP..
Trg dat time.. her mum wan me teach her how to hit until loud loud teach hou sao, xuan feng jiao 2 legs land together n lablabla..
Taught her everything except xuan feng jiao.
COs...Not enough time la..
i mean, it's not lidat..
Er.. yall shld noe ba.
^.^
After class, they went for movie..
T.T...
♠ Happy Birth Day to Liu Yin Hang ♥
He stole my heart @ 10:54 PM
August 6, 2008
Yst was emo...
Haha... tell yall the cycle of being emo la
Emo>>>Irritated>>>Angry>>>Crazy...
Understand?
Haha...
so when igot crazy, i anyhow lian...
In wz la... keep talking crap to almond... n scolding zoe for fun n even she herself got irritated.
So if crazy will anyhow lian right?...Haha, jus nice i lian dao zu he in wz.
Den anyhow do la...
Don care wad ever happen.
Den suddenly when end dat time 'wonderful coach' say i v gd.
-.-
Did one zheng tao n i left for sch for our annual sing singapore.
The Mp all got go de la.
At there... saw dion... the sg best reader or smth.
Den afterdat she wore diff shirt.
N i was like...!?
Den when i talk to her again, she bo cha me seh.
wad sia..so bad.
Suddenly i saw 2 dion coming into the AVA rm.
I was shocked.
I rubbed my eyes again n again lo.
N den the original dion asked me wad happen/.
So i ask her y goy another her.
N she said dat another one is her older sis.
-_-""
Same face, ame height sia... one sec 2 one p6.
-.-
Perform dat time was slacking la, but went well lei.
><
Den today in sch was slping.
teacher angry so ask me stand up ans her qns.
Another 2 boys oso mus cos they playing.
So she asked us...
Gimmie 2 or 3 words... including the word 'xing1 or xin1'.
So.. this is wad the boys said...+ me too.
Eugune: Xing1 xing1
Teacher: ok sit...-.- but not gd.
Chao rui: err...errm... hei1 xin1 gan1.
Teacher: okok la...-.-
Teacher: Ok yanni.. u lei?
Me: huh err... anything hor?
Teacher:Ya la...
Me: ok lo, sao4 ba3 xin1.
haha..
KK...today went wz... 2 bros oso got go.
Slack la of cos.. damn bored ma.When grape saw my bro, he was damn excited but the 1st thing he said was dat he asked :"Got hair anot?"
Sick luh...
My bro is inhuman la... did so many nan du so qing song'ly'...
haha...
he did 3 zhengtao den nv lian le cos he told 'wonderful coach' dat he go pang sai n now don wan trn le.
-.-
everyone laughed lo.
...so straight forward...
When cl;aaass end, n left afew ppl...
iplay wif my 2 bro..
They trying to muo fang dunno whose zhuan ti...
retarded la...
so i join in.
put the hands on the ass, n some retarded things la.
lols...
v long nv do zhuan ti le lo cos 1st timei learn, with in one lesson can le, den suddenly next day leg pain, don wan do.
Afterdat cmpt, scraed cmpt.
Den keep injuring n competiting so nv do.
Today got some time so play play la.
Shocked sia... was quite high ba..
max is 3/4 of my height.
Den others is 1/2 of my height only lo.
Hahas... playful la. Cannot be helped
><
He stole my heart @ 10:20 PM
August 3, 2008
Yoho!
Forgotten to post abt marc skipping sch sia lols.
Saw him in sch during early in the morning afterdat he's gone.
The class dat i'm taking care of the zhi jie oso gone.
So i go report to the head prefect.
So lame... but oso part of my duty so bo pian.
In class, frens told teacher dat marc is gone, duno y.
So teacher asked eugune to take his phone from the 'bag' n call marc.
afterdat eugune ran into the class n said
:" Cher! This fellow sounds l;ike my fren but he claimed dat he's marc's mom!"
So ms mak answered the phone.. haha duno wad happen la
So brent hurry took his phone n call zhi jie ask wherther his the "Marc's mother" anot.
Haha... n he is the culprit
Funny la
Next, ms mak went to the sch gate to pick marc up.
End of story!
Hahas...-.-
Yst morning went to hongwen for trg.
Sian la, lychee nv go.
Den when i go there lian under the hot hot sun...
T.T
Btw i alone lei cos muimui (zoe) don wan under sun so she go to somewhere got shade de lo.
-.-
So only andy n iunder the hothot sun trn lo.
trn ourselves la.
After awhile, wen yeow korkor ask me do 100 qian sao.
So i find a shade n do lo cos other little little ones nid dat big place to trn.
haiss...
I guai gia hor i tell yall...
i nv count the shi wu one ok!? not like muimui la... shuwu one oso got count, somemore claimed dat her leg n blablabla pain.
-.-
somemore i think she slack de lo, where can 10 min finish 100?
-.-
Btw, she in canteen do, canteen the floor is smooth one not like me, i the parade square.
hahas..
w/e la
I shi wu more den 20 la...
Den do halfway leg pain le cos got blue black on knee
After doing more qian sao, blue black bigger lo.
Pain luhs.
Den when go up, do again.
Lyckily this time on carpet seh.
Afteradt shun long n andy lianing dui lian.
Shun long sao gun dat time kena andy's leg.
Knock until damn loud sia.
Haha, muimui heart beat until damn fast cos her zhai nan injure le.
Gheez,,, jkjk
But he pro lo, still can lian.
Pain jus go off lidat.
-.-
Afterdat go change n went to wenyeow korkor's hse.
Sian lo, only muimui n i go.
In the hse damn quiet cos no banana sista, lyche,andy n the BIG jkoer, KIWI!!!
Damn sian la so sms kiwi.
He say he go home wif andy n slp.
N i was like..
"....SLP WITH ANDY!?"
hahas...
Lunch dat time lychee came so went to coffee shop makan.
As usual, it's damn quiet la.
Went back n watch the wushu disc n practice how to jing chang n blablabla..
Den when mother came go tuition.
Den nth much la, at night study lo.
GUAI right!?
haha
today morning no apple power, lychee don wan gimmie lychee power.
King of fruit busy, s don wan ask for power from him anot later scold.
=#
hAHAS...
Shhh...(He is fierce de lo)
=XXXX###
hahas...
den left at 10.30am for tuition again.
Sian la.
nth much la.. jus damn fun nia duno y.
>.<
He stole my heart @ 4:17 PM
August 1, 2008
Hello.
Btr not tell yall abt wad i post 2 days ago or not the news will be spread within 24 hrs to the entire p6 in my school.
Anw..
yst Ms mak was scolding the class n jansen kept playing.. as in being more like a parrot.
So she got angry n sms his mum.
B4 she sent the msg, she showed it to jansen.
N he was like..
Oh nonono... teacher, i bet u're joking, aren't u? Heh..?
Nonono...~
nono~~
no..~
no..~
no~~
n when she clicked the 'press' button.. he was like
NNNNN.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WAWAWA...
see la cher u make me cry!
I tell principal den u noe man!
Hahas... dat's like so retarded.
He damn toot one lah.
Gheez...=#
Den afterdat tze sheng saw eugune using phone... dat time they were not fren wif one another so tze sheng told ms mak.
So she confiscated his phone.
Next, she told the whole class dat frm tmr onwards.. which is today, she'll keep everyone's phone till sch end.
:(
Today morning agve to her lo.. sian lahsssss.
TZE SHENG KPO PIECE OF SHIT!
He oso got use... not fair la
qian bian'
Blehz...
at 8am went to hall do our hw cos ms mak nid help out wif the sing singapore lo.. help 5H they all.
Damn funny la...
We sat on the comfortable chair, gd enough le... ><
Den when the song 'stand up for singapore' was played dat time,
brent n jansen stood up n sang together.
wtf.... so everyone laughed.
><
Recess, got ambulance come cos the practice dat time, someone fell.
When i went to help out at the resting rm, the nurse said dat his skull 'crack'.
!!!!????
Where got so serious.
-.-
might as well say his skull CRUSH.
-.-
Haha...
last week is a girl the ankle bone crack, now skull crack.
N is a malay boy.
Sick la...
got alot of blood, so smelly!
=##
Oh ya... btw yst night when was on the way for trg wif grape n lychee at the boot..
is damn fun la!
Grape tot his singing damn nice so he sing.
can vomit man.
He sing the lyrics all wrong!
EG:
Chinese song... (gai si de wen rou)
Shld be wen1 rou2 he said wen1 louu2~~
gai1 si3 de4 wen1 rou2 he said hao3 chi1 de4 peng2 you3.
Make no sense at all. right?
-.-
Yall wanna listen oso can la.. ask from me.
When he sang, my ear drum can EXPLODE, al the glass can break... my hair can stand.
lols...
dat was the 1st time laughing like free in my whole life when he sang.
If u listen from the recording, it might not be as funny as he did some retarded movements to
Like the lemon tree...
Got 'up n down'
So when he singing dat time his head went up n down too...
got one is turning turning turning turning turning around.
N he really go turn.
Lychee siao one, oso go turn.
-.-
He stole my heart @ 2:18 PM